Think Hollywood is F*cked Up? You don’t know the half of it
WARNING: You are about to read an autobiographical narrative by an unnamed A-list celebrity recounting his early years in Hollywood—and all the dirty, deplorable exploits that catapulted him to fame.
Exploits that would destroy his career if his name were attached to this book.
The Author’s lawyers and agents have strictly forbidden him from releasing the scandalous tell-all, in fear of one of their biggest stars being canceled.
To satisfy their wishes—and to avoid further delay—The Author has chosen to remain anonymous.
Hence, “The Author.”
The Author publishes in April 2025